The nice girl are not beautiful.

　　好女孩不漂亮。

　　The beautiful girl are not nice.

　　漂亮女孩不好。

　　The beautiful and nice girl are gay.

　　又亮又好的女人是同性戀。

　　Attractive also had has advocated

　　好看的都名花有主了。

　　Unattractive nobody looks at on

　　不好看的又沒有人看得上。

　　The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

　　不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會認為我們看上的是他們的錢。

        The handsome men without money are after our money.

　　而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢。

　　The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.

　　不是很好但是很帥又是異性戀的男人卻嫌我們不夠漂亮。

　　The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

　　又好又有錢又是異性戀又覺得我們漂亮的男人卻又沒膽量。

　　The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

　　又好又帥又有點錢而且是個異性戀的男人偏偏害羞而且從不采取行動。

　　The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

　　那些從不主動的男人一旦我們采取主動就對我們失去興趣。

　　NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?

　　現在。到底有誰了解男人這東西？